1. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
2. What do you call a fish with no eyes?
3. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
4. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space.
5. Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
6. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
7. How do you organize a space party?
8. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
9. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman!
10. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts!