Funny Fails and Epic Jokes: A Comedy Goldmine

1. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
   Because they make up everything!

2. What do you call a fish with no eyes?

3. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
    Because he was outstanding in his field!

4. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
     He just needed a little space.

5. Why did the bicycle fall over?
     Because it was two-tired!

6. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
    A gummy bear!

7. How do you organize a space party?
    You “planet”!

8. Why did the tomato turn red?
    Because it saw the salad dressing!

9. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
    An abdominal snowman!

10. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
     They don’t have the guts!