1. Why did the gamer bring a ladder to the video game store?
Because they heard the games were on a higher level!
2. How do you organize a space party in a video game?
You “planet”!
3. Why did the gamer always carry a pencil to the gaming convention?
In case they had to draw their weapon!
4. What’s a gamer’s favorite type of music?
Heavy “metaaaaal”!
5. Why don’t gamers ever go outside?
The graphics are terrible, and the storyline is boring!
6. What do you call a group of gamers?
A “console”-tation!
7. Why did the gamer bring a ladder to the LAN party?
To take their gaming to the next level!
8. How do you comfort a grammar-conscious gamer?
Tell them, “It’s okay, we all make ‘typos’ in the heat of battle!”
9. Why was the computer cold?
Because it left its Windows open!
10. What do you call a gamer who doesn’t cheat?
A “good sport”-sman!