Online Meeting Disasters: The Best of Awkward Moments Compilation

1. Why was the math book sad?
    Because it had too many problems!

2. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!

3. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
    He needed space!

4. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
     They don’t have the guts!

5. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
    She looked surprised.

6. Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
     Because some relationships don’t work out!

7. Why did the tomato turn red?
    Because it saw the salad dressing!

8. How do you organize a space party?
    You planet!

9. I used to play piano by ear,
    but now I use my hands.

10. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
     Because it was two-tired!