Hilarious Political Bloopers: When Politicians Forget They’re On Camera

1. Why did the scarecrow become a politician?
   Because he was outstanding in his field… of lies!

2. How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
    None, they’re too busy trying to screw in the taxpayers!

3. Why don’t politicians play hide and seek?
    Because good luck finding one that actually hides from a camera!

4. Why did the politician bring a ladder to the election?
    Because he heard the polls were high!

5. What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? T
    he letter F!

6. Why did the politician cross the road?
    To kiss babies, shake hands, and promise to fix the potholes!

7. Why was the politician afraid of stairs?
    Because they’re always worried about taking a step down!

8. Why did the politician go to art school?
    Because they heard it’s a good place to learn how to draw red lines in budgets!

9. Why don’t politicians ever make good archaeologists?
    Because they’re too busy digging up dirt on each other!

10. Why was the politician such a great juggler?
     Because they were always trying to balance their promises,
     scandals, and reelection bids!