Streaming Service Therapy: Helping Computers Cope with Buffering Anxiety

1. Why did the computer go to therapy?
   Because it had too many buffering issues and couldn’t process its emotions!

2. I told my friend I’m binge-watching a series about anti-gravity. He said, “What’s the show called?” I said, “You      wouldn’t get it, it’s over your head!”

3. Why don’t programmers like nature?
    Too many bugs and no Wi-Fi!

4. I asked my streaming service for a romantic comedy recommendation.
    It suggested my internet connection and a mirror.

5. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems,
    and its solutions were on another page, which was bookmarked by the reader!

6. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
    Because he was outstanding in his field! He streamed his
    acceptance speech live from the cornfield.

7. I tried to watch a documentary on procrastination,
    but I’ll finish it later.

8. Why did the smartphone go to school?
    It wanted to be a little more “app” smart!

9. I’m not saying my cat is addicted to streaming, but every
    time I pause a show, he tries to paw the screen to keep it going.

10. Why did the computer break up with the internet?
      It just couldn’t connect anymore!