Funny Political Parodies: When Impersonations Hit the Mark

1. Why did the scarecrow become a politician?
    Because he was outstanding in his field!

2. I asked a politician if they could count to ten.
    They said, “Yes, of course! 1, 3, 5, 7, 9…”

3. Why do politicians make terrible detectives?
    Because they can never find a solution!

4. How do you know if a politician is lying?
    Other politicians look interested.

5. Why did the politician go to therapy?
    They heard it was a great place to change their stance!

6. Why don’t politicians ever play hide and seek?
    Because good luck hiding when you’re always flip-flopping!

7. Why don’t politicians ever tell secrets?
    Because they’re always afraid of leaks!

8. What do you call a politician who’s lost an election?

9. Why did the politician bring a ladder to the election?
    Because they wanted to take their campaign to the next level!

10. Why did the politician bring a pencil to the debate?
     Because they wanted to draw some conclusions!