1. Why did the scarecrow become a politician?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
2. I asked a politician if they could count to ten.
They said, “Yes, of course! 1, 3, 5, 7, 9…”
3. Why do politicians make terrible detectives?
Because they can never find a solution!
4. How do you know if a politician is lying?
Other politicians look interested.
5. Why did the politician go to therapy?
They heard it was a great place to change their stance!
6. Why don’t politicians ever play hide and seek?
Because good luck hiding when you’re always flip-flopping!
7. Why don’t politicians ever tell secrets?
Because they’re always afraid of leaks!
8. What do you call a politician who’s lost an election?
9. Why did the politician bring a ladder to the election?
Because they wanted to take their campaign to the next level!
10. Why did the politician bring a pencil to the debate?
Because they wanted to draw some conclusions!