1. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
2. What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
3. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
4. Parallel lines have so much in common.
It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
5. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space.
6. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.
7. How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
8. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
9. Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
10. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite!