Jokes Gone Wild: The Ultimate Comedy Show for a Good Chuckle

1. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
   Because they make up everything!

2. What do you call a fish with no eyes?

3. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
    Because he was outstanding in his field!

4. Parallel lines have so much in common.
    It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

5. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
    He just needed a little space.

6. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
     They don’t have the guts.

7. How does a penguin build its house?
    Igloos it together!

8. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
     She looked surprised.

9. Why did the bicycle fall over?
    Because it was two-tired!

10. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?