1. Why did the scarecrow become a politician?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
2. Did you hear about the politician who lost the election?
He’s now working on his next book, “How to Win Friends and Lose Votes.”
3. Why don’t politicians play hide and seek?
Because good luck hiding when you always flip-flop on your positions!
4. How do politicians stay cool during a debate?
They use a lot of political ice-speeches!
5. Why did the politician bring a ladder to the campaign rally?
Because he wanted to raise the bar!
6. What do you call a politician who’s also a musician?
A lobbyist!
7. Why did the politician bring a pencil to the debate?
Because he wanted to draw his own conclusions!
8. How do politicians stay in shape?
They exercise their right to free speech!
9. What did one politician say to the other at the fundraiser?
“I’ll flip for your vote!”
10. Why did the politician bring a mirror to the debate?
So he could practice his winning smile!