Funny Zoom humor jokes when your furry friend steals the show

1. Why did the computer go to the doctor?
   It had a virus!

2. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
    An investigator!

3. What do you call a fake noodle?
    An impasta!

4. Why did the tomato turn red?
    Because it saw the salad dressing!

5. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
    Because they make up everything!

6. Why was the math book sad?
    Because it had too many problems!

7. What do you call a group of cows playing instruments?
    A moo-sical band!

8. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
    Because it wasn’t peeling well!

9. Why was the cat sitting on the computer?
     It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!

10. Why don’t oysters give to charity?
      Because they’re shellfish!