1. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman!
2. Why do programmers prefer dark mode?
Because light attracts bugs!
3. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
Because he had no body to go with him!
4. What do you call a deer with no eyes?
5. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
6. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
It was feeling crumbly!
7. What do you call a fish that wears a bowtie?
8. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!
9. Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
10. What do you call a group of cows playing instruments?
A moo-sical band!