1. Why did the gamer bring a ladder to the video game tournament?
Because he heard the competition was “on another level”!
2. How does a gamer answer the phone?
“W-A-S-D, who’s there?”
3. Why don’t gamers trust stairs?
Because they’re always up to something!
4. Why did the console break up with the PC?
It said, “You just don’t have enough ports for me!”
5. What do you call a group of gamers in denial?
A “LAN” party!
6. Why was the computer cold?
It left its Windows open!
7. Why don’t skeletons play video games?
Because they don’t have the guts!
8. What do you get when you cross a gamer and a gardener?
A “multi-player”!
9. How does a gamer break up with someone?
They say, “It’s not you, it’s your lag!”
10. Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems and not enough “solutions”!