1. “Why do programmers love Netflix?
Because they know it’s the only place where buffering is acceptable.”
2. “I told my wife I’d do the dishes,
but then Netflix asked if I was still watching,
and I had to make a tough decision.”
3. “Netflix and chill?
More like Netflix and ‘are you still watching?'”
4. “I’m on a new diet where I only watch Netflix and eat ice cream.
It’s called the ‘binge-watching’ diet.”
5. “Why don’t Netflix characters ever need therapy?
Because they all have ‘buffering’ to work out their issues!”
6. “I tried to watch a horror movie on Netflix,
but my Wi-Fi went down. Now, I have a fear of buffering.”
7. “Netflix should have a ‘skip intro’ button for awkward life moments, l
ike when you say ‘you too’ to the waiter who tells you to enjoy your meal.”
8. “I’m not addicted to Netflix;
I’m just in a committed relationship with it.”
9. “Why did the scarecrow get a Netflix subscription?
He wanted to improve his ‘watch-tower’ skills.”
10. “If Netflix ever started a dating service,
they’d match you based on your binge-watching preferences.
‘You both like crime documentaries and romantic comedies. It’s a match!'”