1. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
2. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
3. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
4. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space.
5. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Supplies!
6. I used to play piano by ear,
but now I use my hands.
7. I asked my computer for a joke, and it told me I had a problem with my keyboard. It must be a space bar.
8. I’m on a whiskey diet.
I’ve lost three days already.
9. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
Because he had no body to go with him.
10. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
Now, I’m a banker, and I’m rolling in the dough!