1. Why did the scarecrow run for office?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
2. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
3. Why don’t politicians ever tell jokes?
Because they’re afraid people will take them seriously!
4. Why do politicians make great gardeners?
Because they’re experts at planting promises.
5. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite from a politician!
6. Why did the politician bring a ladder to the election?
Because he wanted to take his campaign to the next level!
7. Why did the computer go to therapy?
Because it had too many political issues.
8. Did you hear about the politician who lost his left side?
He’s all right now.
9. How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
None – they’re too busy fighting over who gets to take credit for it!
10. Why did the politician go to the bank?
To check his balance, and of course,
make some deposits in the Cayman Islands!