Laughing on the Edge: Boundary-Pushing Comedy Special

1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field, despite having a head filled            with hay and a straw-some sense of humor!

2. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
    She looked surprised.

3. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
    They don’t have the guts.

4. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity.
    It’s impossible to put down!

5. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
    Because they make up everything!

6. I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia.
    She whispered, “They’re right behind you…”

7. I told my computer I needed a break, but it refused.
    Guess it doesn’t understand the concept of “Ctrl + Alt + Delete.”

8. I would tell you a joke about chemistry,
    but I know I wouldn’t get a reaction.

9. I used to play piano by ear,
    but now I use my hands.

10. Why did the bicycle fall over?
     Because it was two-tired!