Loot Crate Laughs: Unboxing the Most Ridiculous Gaming Merchandise

1. Why don’t skeletons play video games?
   Because they don’t have the guts!

2. Why did the gamer bring a ladder to the game?
    Because he heard the stakes were high!

3. How does a gamer fix his car?
    With a joystick!

4. Why was the math book sad?
    Because it had too many problems, not enough “game”!

5. What do you call a fake noodle?
    An “impasta” – just like an impostor in Among Us!

6. Why don’t gamers go outside?
    Because they prefer high resolution!

7. Why did the gamer go to school?
    Because he heard it was a great place to level up!

8. Why did the console break up with the PC?
    Because it found someone more compatible!

9. Why was the gamer cold?
    Because he left his Xbox outside!

10. Why was the gamer banned from the zoo?
     Because he kept trying to play “Pokemon Go” with the real animals!