1. Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems, just like our government.
2. Why do politicians always tell the truth on the first day of April?
Because it’s the only day they can get away with it.
3. What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig?
The letter “F”.
4. Why did the politician cross the road?
To get to the center of attention.
5. What’s the difference between a politician and a circus clown?
One is a cunning, manipulative creature that can make you laugh, and the other is a clown.
6. Why don’t politicians take the stairs?
Because they’re always trying to take the high road.
7. How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Two – one to screw it in, and another to screw the taxpayers.
8. Why did the politician break up with his girlfriend?
Because he wanted to run for office as a single man.
9. Why did the politician go to the bank?
To get his campaign finance.
10. Why don’t politicians use bookmarks?
Because they prefer to flip-flop.