Politics Unplugged: A Collection of Side-Splitting Political Parodies

1. Why did the politician bring a ladder to the election?
   Because he heard the polls were high!

2. Why don’t politicians play hide and seek?
    Because good luck finding one that will hide!

3. Why did the politician go to art school?
   Because he wanted to learn how to draw redistricting maps!

4. Why did the politician cross the road?
    To filibuster on the other side!

5. How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
    None, they’re too busy trying to dim the truth!

6. Why did the politician bring a mirror to the debate?
    To practice their winning smile, of course!

7. Why don’t politicians like to play cards?
   Because they can’t handle a full house!

8. Why did the politician get lost in the forest?
    Because he was trying to find the political center!

9. What do you call a group of politicians on a boat?
    A sinking cabinet!

10. Why did the politician break up with their calculator?
      Because it couldn’t handle their creative accounting!