1. Why did Santa go to music school?
Because he wanted to improve his wrapping skills!
2. What do you call an elf who sings?
A wrapper!
3. How does Santa keep his suits wrinkle-free?
He uses Claus-tarch!
4. Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?
It needed a trim!
5. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite!
6. What do you call Santa when he loses his pants?
Saint Knickerless!
7. What’s Santa’s favorite pizza?
One that’s deep-pan, crisp, and even!
8. Why did the Christmas tree go to therapy?
It had too many issues with its family tree!
9. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog?
Frostbite!
10. Why did Santa’s helper see the doctor?
Because he had low “elf” esteem!