1. Why don’t politicians ever play hide and seek?
Because good luck hiding when you’ve been in the spotlight your whole career!
2. Did you hear about the politician who was caught stealing money?
He said he was just redistributing the wealth… from the rich to his pockets!
3. Why did the politician bring a ladder to the election?
Because he heard the polls were up!
4. How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they’re too busy passing the buck!
5. Why was the politician so good at debates?
Because he could always filibuster his way out of a tough spot!
6. Why don’t politicians ever tell secrets?
Because they always leak everything else!
7. Why did the politician go to school?
To learn how to dodge questions and spin answers!
8. Why was the politician always calm during a crisis?
Because he was an expert at creating them in the first place!
9. Why did the politician bring a map to the debate?
Because he always liked to draw new districts!
10. Why did the politician bring a mirror to the rally?
So he could see who he was pandering to!