1. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts!
2. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
3. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity.
It’s impossible to put down!
4. I used to play piano by ear,
but now I use my hands.
5. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
6. I told my computer I needed a break,
now it won’t stop sending me vacation ads.
7. I’m reading a horror story in Braille.
Something bad is about to happen… I can feel it.
8. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
9. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.
She gave me a hug.
10. Parallel lines have so much in common.
It’s a shame they’ll never meet.