When Animals Steal the Show: Funny Moments Caught on Camera

1. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
   They don’t have the guts!

2. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
    She looked surprised.

3. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity.
    It’s impossible to put down!

4. I used to play piano by ear,
    but now I use my hands.

5. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
    Because they make up everything!

6. I told my computer I needed a break,
    now it won’t stop sending me vacation ads.

7. I’m reading a horror story in Braille.
    Something bad is about to happen… I can feel it.

8. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
    He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
9. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.
    She gave me a hug.

10. Parallel lines have so much in common.
     It’s a shame they’ll never meet.