Super Funny 10 Political Jokes

1. Why did the scarecrow run for president?
   Because he was outstanding in his field!

2. How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
    None, they prefer to keep us in the dark!

3. Why did the politician bring a ladder to the election?
    Because they wanted to climb the polls!

4. Why don’t politicians ever get cold?
     They’re experts at dodging draft!

5. Why did the politician break up with their calculator?
    Because it couldn’t handle their constant manipulation!

6. Why did the political party go to therapy?
    They needed help dealing with their commitment issues!

7. What do you call a politician who goes on vacation?

8. Why did the politician cross the road?
    To tell the other side how they would’ve done it better!

9. How do politicians stay cool during a debate?
    They rely on their fans – the ones they have in
    the audience and the ones they have on social media!

10. Why did the politician go to the art museum?
     To brush up on their ability to paint a rosy picture of the future!