1. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
2. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it felt crummy!
3. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
4. What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
5. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
6. What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato!
7. What did one hat say to the other?
You stay here, I’ll go on ahead.
8. What do you call a snobbish criminal going down stairs?
A condescending con descending!
9. Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank his coffee before it was cool!
10. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman!