TOP 10 FUNNY Cracking Up with Clever Word Jokes

1. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity.
   It’s impossible to put down!

2. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
    He just needed a little space.

3. Parallel lines have so much in common.
    It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

4. I used to play piano by ear,
    but now I use my hands.

5. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
    She seemed surprised.

6. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
    Because they make up everything!

7. I used to be a baker,
    but I couldn’t make enough dough.

8. I’m on a seafood diet.
    I see food, and I eat it.

9. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
     Because he was outstanding in his field!

10. I’m friends with all electricians.
     We have great current connections.