1. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity.
It’s impossible to put down!
2. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space.
3. Parallel lines have so much in common.
It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
4. I used to play piano by ear,
but now I use my hands.
5. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She seemed surprised.
6. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
7. I used to be a baker,
but I couldn’t make enough dough.
8. I’m on a seafood diet.
I see food, and I eat it.
9. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
10. I’m friends with all electricians.
We have great current connections.