Top 10 Sports Funny Jokes Guaranteed to Make You Chuckle

1. Why do golfers always carry an extra pair of pants?
    In case they get a hole in one!

2. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
    Because they make up everything, including the score in a game of soccer!

3. Why did the coach go to the bank?
   To get his quarterback!

4. Why don’t skeletons play hockey?
    They’re afraid of the slap shot!

5. What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a unicycle?          Attire!

6. Why do basketball players love donuts?
     Because they can dunk them!

7. Why was the baseball stadium so cold?
    Because there were so many fans!

8. What do you call a pig that plays basketball?
    A hoop hog!

9. Why did the tennis player bring a ruler to the court?
    To see if the net was 3 feet high like it’s supposed to be!

10. Why did the football coach go to the bank?
     To get his quarterback!