Unbelievable Funny Cat Moments: Cats Being Silly and Adorable Jokes

1. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
   Because they make up everything!

2. I asked the gym instructor if he could teach me to do the splits. He replied, “How flexible are you?”
    I said, “I can’t make it on Tuesdays.”

3. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
    They don’t have the guts!

4. I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.
    I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day!

5. I used to play piano by ear,
    but now I use my hands.

6. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
    Because they make up everything!

7. What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

8. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.
    She gave me a hug.

9. How does a penguin build its house?
    Igloos it together!

10. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
     She looked surprised.