1. Why did the scarecrow win a gaming competition?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
2. Why do gamers make great bakers?
They excel at “role”-playing in the kitchen!
3. Why don’t gamers trust stairs?
Because they’re always up to something!
4. What did Mario say to Luigi when he asked for advice on dating Princess Peach? “It’s-a me, your wingman!”
5. How do you organize a space party for gamers?
6. Why did the gamer bring a ladder to the arcade?
To reach the high scores!
7. How did the gamer break up with their significant other?
They said, “It’s not you, it’s your lag!”
8. Why did the console go to therapy?
It was suffering from “gamepad” issues!
9. What do you call a sheep that loves to play video games?
A woolly gamer!
10. Why don’t skeletons play video games?
They don’t have the heart for it!
11. How does a computer get drunk?
It takes screenshots!
12. Why did the gamer go to school?
To improve their “mouse”-tery skills!
13. What do you call a fish who wears a crown and plays video games all day? King Game-ing!
14. Why did the gamer break up with their TV?
It wasn’t giving them enough “screen time”!
15. How do you comfort a sad gamer?
You give them some “controller”-support!