1. Why don’t skeletons play video games?
Because they can’t handle the respawn time!
2. Why did the gamer break up with their console?
It just wasn’t giving them enough “emotional support” during tough boss battles.
3. How do you find a gamer in the wild?
Look for someone who keeps pressing random buttons while watching a movie!
4. What do you call a console that doesn’t share?
Shellfish! It’s always hoarding the controller!
5. Why did the gamer cross the road?
To avoid the lag on the other side!
6. What’s a gamer’s favorite meal?
Joystick-y chicken nuggets!
7. Why did Mario go to therapy?
Because he had a serious case of “mushroom” depression!
8. How many gamers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they’d rather stay in the dark and keep gaming!
9. Why did the scarecrow win the “Best Gamer” award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
10. Why did the gamer bring a ladder to the arcade?
They heard the high scores were up there in the clouds!