1. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
2. Why was the basketball court always wet?
Because the players kept dribbling!
3. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
Because it was two-tired!
4. Why do soccer players do well in school?
Because they know how to use their heads!
5. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator!
6. What’s the difference between an athlete and a couch potato?
About ten pounds!
7. Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback!
8. How do you know if a boxer has a cold?
He starts throwing uppercuts instead of jabs!
9. Why don’t fish play basketball?
Because they’re afraid of the net!
10. Why did the tennis player go to the bank?
To get his match point!