1. Why did the politician bring a ladder to the debate?
Because they wanted to reach new heights of deception!
2. Why don’t politicians ever get lost?
Because wherever they go, they always have their spin doctors to give them directions!
3. Why did the politician start a bakery?
Because they wanted to specialize in rolling out half-baked ideas!
4. Why did the politician join the circus?
Because they heard it was a great place to juggle promises and perform political acrobatics!
5. Why did the politician switch to a plant-based diet?
Because they realized it’s much easier to flip-flop on vegetables than on important issues!
6. Why did the politician become an artist?
Because they wanted to master the art of drawing red lines and then promptly crossing them!
7. Why did the politician go to the comedy club?
Because they wanted to test out their ability to make promises that would make anyone laugh!
8. Why did the politician get a job at the bakery?
Because they thought it would be a piece of cake to sugarcoat their lies!
9. Why did the politician take up gardening?
Because they wanted to learn how to cultivate a garden full of backstabbing allies!
10. Why did the politician become a magician?
Because they wanted to learn how to make their promises disappear into thin air!