1. Why did the politician take up archery?
Because they wanted to practice shooting themselves in the foot during press conferences!
2. Why did the politician become a weather forecaster?
Because they realized predicting the weather is just as accurate as predicting their campaign promises!
3. Why did the politician start a band?
Because they wanted to learn how to play both sides of the aisle and sing the same old tune!
4. Why did the politician become a chef?
Because they wanted to learn the recipe for cooking up scandals and avoiding accountability!
5. Why did the politician become a carpenter?
Because they wanted to build bridges, but they always ended up burning them instead!
6. Why did the politician join a dance troupe?
Because they wanted to perfect their skill of dancing around tough questions!
7. Why did the politician become a lifeguard?
Because they wanted to rescue their sinking approval ratings!
8. Why did the politician become a stand-up comedian?
Because they realized their political career was already a joke!
9. Why did the politician take up painting?
Because they wanted to master the art of covering up their mistakes with a fresh coat of paint!
10. Why did the politician become a baker?
Because they wanted to specialize in serving up humble pie to their opponents!