Best 10 Funny Nostalgic Jokes

1. Why don’t oysters donate to charity?
   Because they are shellfish!

2. What’s the best time to go to the dentist?

3. Why did the math book look sad?
    Because it had too many problems!

4. Why don’t scientists trust stairs?
    Because they’re always up to something!

5. What do you call fake spaghetti?
    An impasta!

6. Why was the math book sad?
    Because it had too many problems!

7. Why did the tomato turn red?
    Because it saw the salad dressing!

8. How do you catch a squirrel?
    Climb a tree and act like a nut!

9. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
    Because he was outstanding in his field!

10. How do you make a tissue dance?
     You put a little boogie in it!