Best 10 Funny Nostalgia Classic Jokes That Will Transport You Back to Your Childhood

1. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
   Because he was outstanding in his field!

2. Why couldn’t the bicycle find its way home?
    Because it lost its bearings!

3. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
    A gummy bear!

4. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
    Because they make up everything!

5. Why did the tomato turn red?
    Because it saw the salad dressing!

6. How do you organize a space party?
    You “planet”!

7. What do you call a fish wearing a crown?
    King mackerel!

8. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
    In case he got a hole in one!

9. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
    They don’t have the guts!

10. What did one wall say to the other wall?
     “I’ll meet you at the corner!”