1. Why did the politician refuse to play cards?
Because they didn’t want to reveal their hand!
2. What’s a politician’s favorite exercise?
Backtracking!
3. Why did the politician get a job at the bakery?
Because they loved kneading the dough!
4. What’s a politician’s favorite type of footwear?
Flip-flops—they’re always changing their stance!
5. Why did the politician become a gardener?
Because they were skilled at planting seeds of doubt!
6. How does a politician greet each other?
With a high five followed by a low blow!
7. Why did the politician open a bakery?
Because they knew how to roll with the punches!
8. What’s a politician’s favorite ice cream flavor?
Vanilla—because it never takes a strong position!
9. How do politicians stay in shape?
They do a lot of backpedaling!
10. Why did the politician become a chef?
Because they were great at serving up half-baked ideas!