Get Ready for Cheerful Non-Stop Laughter with these Funny Jokes

1. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
   Because they make up everything!

2. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
    Because he was outstanding in his field!

3. How do you catch a squirrel?
    Climb a tree and act like a nut!

4. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
    They don’t have the guts!

5. What do you call fake spaghetti?
    An impasta!

6. Why don’t scientists trust stairs?
    Because they’re always up to something!

7. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them!

8. Why did the bicycle fall over?
    It was two-tired!

9. How does a penguin build its house?
    Igloos it together!

10. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
      Because they might crack up!