World Best 10 Funny Cheerful Jokes

1. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
   An abdominal snowman!

2. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
    A gummy bear!

3. Why did the tomato turn red?
    Because it saw the salad dressing!

4. How do you organize a space party?
    You planet!

5. What do you call a fish wearing a crown?
    King Neptune!

6. What did one wall say to the other wall?
    “I’ll meet you at the corner!”

7. How do you make a tissue dance?
    You put a little boogie in it!

8. Why don’t melons ever get married?
    Because they can’t elope!

9. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
    A carrot!

10. How do you make holy water?
     You boil the hell out of it!