1. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman!
2. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
3. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
4. How do you organize a space party?
5. What do you call a fish wearing a crown?
6. What did one wall say to the other wall?
“I’ll meet you at the corner!”
7. How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it!
8. Why don’t melons ever get married?
Because they can’t elope!
9. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
10. How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it!