1. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
2. What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?
I don’t know and I don’t care.
3. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
4. I tried to catch some fog earlier.
I mist.
5. I’m not arguing,
I’m just explaining why I’m right.
6. How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles.
7. I used to be indecisive,
but now I’m not sure.
8. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark?
Frostbite.
9. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
10. I’m not arguing,
I’m just telling you why you’re wrong.