1. What’s the difference between a snowstorm and a pandemic?
One is a flurry of flakes, and the other is a worry of the sick!
2. How do you organize a space party during the pandemic?
3. Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel Prize during the pandemic?
Because he was outstanding in his field of virology!
4. Why did the computer go to the doctor during the pandemic?
It had a virus!
5. Why did the tomato go out with the prune during the quarantine? Because it couldn’t find a date!
6. How did the hairdresser survive the pandemic?
By shear determination!
7. Why don’t skeletons fight each other during the pandemic?
They don’t have the guts!
8. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants during the pandemic?
In case he got a hole in one!
9. What’s the most popular song during the pandemic?
“All By Myself” by Celine Dion!
10. Why did the chicken go to the barbershop during the lockdown?
It needed a little comb-over!