Funny Pandemic Moments: The Best Jokes and Pranks from Lockdown

1. Why did the scarecrow win an award during the pandemic?
   Because he was outstanding in his field of social distancing!

2. Why did the math teacher open a bakery during the pandemic?
    Because he kneaded some dough to survive the quarantine!

3. Why don’t scientists trust atoms during the pandemic?
    Because they make up everything!

4. Why did the tomato turn red during the lockdown?
    Because it saw the salad dressing!

5. What did one mask say to the other mask?
    “Don’t worry, we’ll make it through this together!”

6. Why was the math book sad during the pandemic?
    Because it had too many problems to solve!

7. What’s a vampire’s favorite type of face mask?
    A neck-gaiter!

8. Why did the chicken go to the seance during the pandemic?
    To talk to the other side!

9. What do you call panic-buying of sausages during a pandemic?
    The wurst-case scenario!

10. Why did the bicycle fall over during the lockdown?
     Because it was two-tired of staying indoors!