1. Why don’t fish do well in school?
Because they’re always swimming below “sea” level!
2. What’s the best way to catch a fish?
Have someone throw it at you!
3. Did you hear about the fish who was a piano player?
He had great scales!
4. Why don’t fish play piano?
Because you can’t tuna fish!
5. What did the fish say when it hit the wall?
6. What’s a fish’s favorite instrument?
The bass guitar!
7. How do you communicate with a fish?
Drop it a line!
8. What do you get when you cross a fishing lure with a gym membership?
The perfect catch!
9. Why do fish always know how much they weigh?
Because they have their own scales!
10. Why did the fish blush?
Because it saw the ocean’s bottom