1. Why did the politician bring a ladder to the election?
Because they wanted to take their campaign to the next level!
2. Did you hear about the politician who tried to make everyone happy?
He ran for office as a clown!
3. What do you call a group of politicians at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start!
4. Why did the politician go to therapy?
Because they had too many issues!
5. How do politicians stay cool during a heated debate?
They use political fans!
6. Why was the math book sad at the political rally?
Because it had too many problems!
7. What do you get when you cross a politician with a rock musician?
A government that really rocks!
8. Why don’t politicians ever tell secrets?
Because they can’t keep anything under wraps!
9. Why did the politician bring a ladder to the debate?
Because they wanted to be on the same level as their opponent!
10. What did the politician say after the election results were announced?
“I promise to keep my promises!”