1. Why did the scarecrow become a professional gamer?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
2. Why don’t chess players ever go to the zoo?
Because they’re afraid of cheetahs!
3. What’s a gamer’s favorite type of bread?
4. How do you organize a space party?
You “planet”! But be sure to invite the aliens for a “stellar” time.
5. Why did the video game console go to therapy?
Because it had too many “issues”!
6. What do you call a group of musical gamers?
7. Why did Mario and Luigi become plumbers?
Because they heard the Warp Zone had a lot of pipes!
8. How do you know if a gamer is mad at you?
They’ll start “cursing” and “respawning” in anger!
9. Why don’t gamers trust stairs?
Because they’re always “up to something”!
10. What do you call a potato that plays video games?
A “chip” off the old block!