1. Election Time: Why did the scarecrow win an election?
He was outstanding in his field!
2. Political Family: Why don’t politicians ever play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when the whole country’s looking for you!
3. Congress at Work: What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? The letter ‘F.’
4. Presidential Chef: Why did the president bring a ladder to the White House? He wanted to rise to the occasion!
5. Economy: How do you know a politician is lying?
Their lips are moving!
6. Taxes: Why did the tax collector break up with the calculator?
They couldn’t figure each other out.
7. Diplomacy: What’s a politician’s favorite exercise?
Flexing their influence.
8. Voting: Why don’t political candidates get enough sleep?
Because they keep running!
9. Promises: Why do political speeches sound like a broken pencil? They’re pointless.
10. Legislation: How do you make a politician listen?
Tell them you’re a wealthy donor!