1. What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta!
2. Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems!
3. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
4. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity.
It’s impossible to put down!
5. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
6. What did one wall say to the other wall?
“I’ll meet you at the corner!”
7. Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?
They say he made a mint!
8. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts!
9. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite!
10. I used to play piano by ear,
but now I use my hands!