1. Why did the console gamer cross the road?
To render the buildings on the other side.
2. What did the video game developer say to the doctor?
“It hurts when I press A, B, A, B, Up, Down, Left, Right.”
3. Why did Mario go to therapy?
Because he had too many issues with his Princess.
4. What do you call a gamer who doesn’t rage quit?
A liar.
5. Why did the PlayStation go to the therapist?
Because it was having controller issues.
6. Why do gamers make terrible bank robbers?
Because they always try to loot the same chest over and over again.
7. Why don’t gamers take their dogs on walks?
Because they prefer to take them on “fetch quests.”
8. How do you know if someone is a true gamer?
Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.
9. Why did the player get a ticket for jaywalking?
Because they were trying to catch a Pikachu.
10. Why don’t gamers shower?
Because they don’t want to wash off their gamer scent.