World Best 10 Funny Political jokes

1. Why did the scarecrow get elected?
    Because he was outstanding in his field of promises!

2. Did you hear about the politician who tried to make a pun?
    He ended up filibustered by groans from the audience!

3. Why did the computer go into politics?
    It had a lot of hard drive space for campaign promises!

4. I asked my politician friend for his stance on renewable energy.
    He said, “I’m all for it as long as I can still use my non-renewable excuses.”

5. Why do politicians make great weather forecasters?
     Because they’re experts at blowing hot air!

6. Why did the politician bring a ladder to the election?
    Because he wanted to take his campaign to the next level!

7. What’s a politician’s favorite type of math?
    “Gerrymandering” – they can divide and conquer!

8. How does a politician do math?
    They add “spin” to everything to make the numbers look better!

9. Why don’t politicians ever play hide and seek?
     Because good luck hiding when everyone’s watching your every move!

10. Why did the politician go to therapy?
      SHe had too many suppressed votes!