Best Funny Jokes ”I’m sorry, but as an AI language mode”

1. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
    To get to the other slide.

2. What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?
    I don’t know and I don’t care.

3. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
     Because they make up everything.

4. I tried to catch some fog earlier.
    I mist.

5. I’m not arguing,
    I’m just explaining why I’m right.

6. How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
    Ten tickles.

7. I used to be indecisive,
    but now I’m not sure.

8. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark?

9. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
    Because he was outstanding in his field.

10. I’m not arguing,
     I’m just telling you why you’re wrong.