1. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. 2. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing. 3. What do you call a fake
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“Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift. That’s why we call it ‘The Present’.” —— Bil Keane
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