Beggar : Sir, please give me 2 bucks …. I’ll take a cup of tea. Gentleman : You’re alone, at least two cups of tea will be available at 2 bucks. Beggar : Actually, I
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How To Identify a Married – Funny School Jokes
Madam in the mathematics class ask to the students, “There were three birds in a tree. A hunter shot one to dead. How many birds will left there?” The first boy of the class Laltu said,
Read moreA Pretty Girl Asked Me to Watch a Movie.
A few days ago, a beautiful girl asked me if I wanted to see a movie… She asked, “What would you like to see?” I said, “You pick”. She said, “You pick”. I said, “I don’t
Read moreCold or Hot ? – An Entertaining Jokes About a Miser.
Mr. Donald is a big miser. One day his friend Mr. Pence appeared in his house. Pence: Donald, I’ve come to your house, won’t you feed me anything? Donald: Tell me what do you want to eat, cold or hot?
Read moreOne Day A TV Reporter Interviewed a Man !!!
TV Reporter : Excuse me, may I take an interview of you? Man : Yes! TV Reporter : Name? Man : Aaron S Benjamin. TV Reporter : Sex? Man : Four to six times a week.
Read moreSpelling Quiz in a Classroom After Vacation – Racist Jokes.
Teacher : Ethan, what did you do during recess? Ethan : I played in the sand box with Olivia. Teacher : Wow! If you can spell ‘sand’ on the board, you get a chocolate! Ethan does
Read moreCode Word of a Husband and Wife.
A newly married couple set a code word ‘Washing Machine’ for sex. In one night the husband said,”Washing Machine”. Wife replied,”Not tonight sweetheart, I’ve an headache today.” Half an hour passed and the wife felt guilty,
Read moreHusband and Wife Went to a Disco Party.
Husband and Wife went to a disco party. There’s a guy on the dance floor was dancing like a king – moon walking, break dancing, head spins and so on. The wife turned to her husband
Read moreEmpty Wallet – Office Jokes
Son came to his father’s office — Son : Dad, I was passing by this way, just came here to say you ‘hello’. Dad : No benefit, a few minutes earlier your mom came here
Read moreI’m The Smartest President In the History.
Within a few minutes an airplane was about to crash. There were four passengers on board, but only three parachutes. The first passenger : I am Russel Westbrook, the best basketball player. The Oklahoma city
Read moreWhat Will Be the Situation ?
A passenger aircraft is flying around 35 thousand feet high with 220 passengers. Suddenly the pilot started laughing out loud. The laugh is heard by all through microphone. A passenger went to the cockpit quickly
Read moreMath between Man and Woman
Intelligent Man + Intelligent Woman = Romance Foolish Man + Intelligent Woman = Love Intelligent Man + Foolish Woman = Pregnant Foolish Man + Foolish Woman = Marriage
Read morePhone Call of the Private Secretary.
Manager : Hello, whom do you want ….. Mr. Robin ? He has gone for launch with his wife. Mrs. Robin : Is it ? Please tell him that his private secretary made him a
Read moreFootprint of Tiger .
Two friends have gone for hunting in a forest. Suddenly they saw a footprint of a tiger. One friend whispered to other, ” Go forward to see where the tiger has gone and I’m going
Read moreThe Income and Earnings are not Bad !
Three fathers are talking about their sons career…. 1st Father : My son is doing well in his business and has earned a lot of properties and money. He earned as much as he has
Read moreWhy the Dead Fly is in The Cup ?
In a restaurant a customer is drinking tea…. Customer : Hey waiter, why the dead fly is in the bottom of my cup. Waiter : I think the fly don’t know how to swim !
Read moreThe Condition of the Chicken Roast.
Customer : Hey waiter ! Look the condition of this chicken roast, there’s nothing more than skin and bone in it. Waiter : Yes Sir, we always remove the feathers first.
Read moreThe Kebabs are Looking Small .
Customer : Waiter, why are the kebabs are looking small nowadays ? Waiter : Sir, please don’t mind. This your optical illusion. Since we enlarge our restaurant, everything looks small in the eyes.
Read moreLip Licking and Lip Biting.
Waiter : Sir, how is the food of our restaurant ? Customer : Good, delicious like lip licking, but… . Waiter : But, what Sir ? Customer : But, after receiving the bill, it is
Read moreDoctor, I’m Worried about my future .
Doctor : Now tell me, what is your problem ? Patient : I’m worried about my future. Doctor : I’ll cure you within one year. You’ve to pay $100 in every month as fees. Patient
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