One man has come to buy bread covering half a mile on a stormy night. Shopkeeper : Are you married? Customer : Do you believe – if she had been my mother, she would have
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Stranger and Salesman
Stranger : I have come drink wine to forget all. Salesman : In that case, pay me the bill first.
Read moreSalesman and Customer
Salesman : Sir, this sweater is made of pure ewe wool. Customer : It doesn’t matter to me whether the ewe wool is pure or not. Tell me if I will feel hot wearing it. Salesman
Read moreCustomer and Milkman
Customer: The difference between a cow and a milkman is that a cow always gives pure milk but a milkman doesn’t. Milkman: There is another difference. A cow never gives milk on credit.
Read moreLady Customer and Salesman
Lady Customer: The dog is of my liking. But its legs are too small. Salesman: Why, ma’am? Why? Its four legs reach the floor.
Read moreArms Shopkeeper and Customer
Arms shopkeeper: Look, this is the rare revolver of the 7th century. Customer: Revolver was not invented that time. Shopkeeper: That’s why it’s rare.
Read moreCustomer and Tailor
Customer: The pant seems to be abnormally loose-fitting. Can you make it a little bit fit? Tailor: I can’t do it as I have a lot of work at my hand to do. Please change
Read moreEmployee and NGO Boss
Employee: Sir, I have been doing the work of three persons for five years her for the same salary. My salary needs to be increased this time, sir. NGO Boss: I can’t raise your salary.
Read moreShop-owner and Employee
Shop owner: You are late by 20 minutes. Don’t you know the time table of this office? Employee: No, sir. I don’t. When I come, I see everyone engaged in work.
Read moreLady Customer and Salesman
Lady customer: I don’t like this shoe; its sole is very thick. Salesman: In that case, I can assure you that your point of objection will decay gradually in a month or two.# posted
Read moreGentleman and Beggar
A gentleman happened to meet a known beggar in a distant market. Gentleman: Did you not beg on the railway station in the past? Beggar: Yes, sir. I did. But I have recently married my
Read moreCustomer and Shopkeeper
Customer : What do you say? An egg costs 50 cents? Doesn’t it cost too high? Shopkeeper : You are right. But think over the matter. An egg means the earning of whole day of
Read moreCustomer and Car Salesman
Customer : Hello, brother, what a car did you give me? It made a loud sound when I changed gear. Inattentive salesman : I told you not to change anything in the new condition of
Read moreWife and Husband
A man’s wife hurried to the room from where he heard a loud sound of something falling off. Wife : What made the noise? Husband : Nothing mentionable. My shirt and pant fell off the
Read moreFather and Son
Tom : Hey, Jerry, why do you look so disappointed? Jerry : I told Daddy to send me money for buying books. But he didn’t. Tom : So, how will you purchase books? Jerry :
Read moreA Boy and a Tailor
Father : Jerry, have you brought my suit from the tailor? Jerry : Nope. Father, the tailor told me that he would not give it until the making charge is paid. Father : I taught
Read moreAction of Hodgepodge – Beggar Jokes
Noticing the beggar, the housewife said, you seem to be known to me. Didn’t some of you have hodgepodge at my house two months ago? Beggar: Yes, mother. We were three. Among them, I am
Read moreRemembering the Past – Funny Beggar Jokes
Beggar: Sir, give me $ 2 alms. Passer-by: I gave you $ 2 a little while ago. Beggar: Forget the past. This is the condition of the country as you are brooding over the past.
Read moreTomorrow’s Fact
Beggar : Sir, please give me one dollar. Gentleman : Come tomorrow. Beggar : Around $ 10,000 are due in this area for this tomorrow’s fact.
Read moreCause of Misery.
Help seeker : Please give me some soney. Help provider : Okay, take this money , buy something to eat from the shop. However, what is the cause behind your misery? Help seeker : I
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